Friday, January 7, 2011

My Dell Web Camera Is Always On

CHAI TEA, TAI CHI.

and I, leaving the San Ginés chocolate, we got into a tea shop with a sign that reminded me very Perroflauta to CHAOTIC ANA. Inside the store, however, was pretty, and very Cadaqués. JAIME
asked for tea it was like STARBUCKS CHAI TEA and the clerk of the hippy, looking like a long-stay in Zahara de los Atunes, stared at him with dismissive gesture. He gave a black tea with spices. Before going to fuck her, I told her: "Oh, I hope to be half as good as the tea STARBUCKS ...."


Speaking
CHAI TEA, the other day, Eli's mother said: "Lately I do not do anything, I think I'm going to target classes CHAI TEA."
"Mom, you mean TAI CHI, ELI corrected.

Upon arriving home, while playing with ONI, our beautiful, loving and playful cat blonde, we got to see a documentary that lay on the 2 on the number of cars that were in LA, there is no public transport or anything and it is impossible to move if you do not have a car. Yuck
city. A city that can not walk ... I love the burgers and the decline of LA, the mecca of porn and broken dreams, of THE Baywatch, but I could not live in a city that can not walk.
For this to walk the truth is I'm very European.
seems that in his time had trams in Los Angeles, but a plot by a car company was able to take off to be sold all over their cars.
was the era of MAD MEN. Precisely
we started right after an episode of MAD MEN.
I love the female characters in this are, Secretary lightweight helmets hypocrite who becomes one of the first advertisers in New York, busty redhead secretary (which is not dark), but especially my favorite character is the woman protagonist. A perfect woman
spoiled ... I like the drama of people who seemingly has it all.

internet gossiping Hypatia I learned that, after breaking with DARREN ARONOSFKY has been bundled with JAMES BOND. Very good change, now has a boyfriend who can get newsprint, but it sure in future we will see films with more relaxed countenance
... I also learned that the great Amy Heckerling, director of the great masterpieces of cinema as LOOK WHO SPOKEN and especially WAVE NOT CLUELESS, VAMPS wheel, a film about two modern vampires in New York with ALICIA SILVERSTONE (the girl from the Aerosmith videos tried to succeed in the film until it got fat) and the wonderful Krysten Ritter (who was of a friend in Confessions of a Shopaholic). And SIGOURNEY WEAVER making vampire mother.
I can not wait.

We opened a bag of Lay's of ham (which were not bad, but found a bit oily) and put Drag Me to Hell, which is my favorite movie from Sam Raimi's Evil Dead.
old sequences against the protein are very TEX AVERY. SAM RAIMI has very bad temper.

The next day I was in July to Dona Manolita queue for lottery draw of the child.
Two hours in line, watch.
A tail would turn around the block and beyond. In Dona Manolita
touches. We bought a ticket, 20 €, 10 € each, and we have had 60 €, 30 for each. For rebates. JULY
flip with the dudes coming in and out of the new PULL & BEAR, old Zahara.
A lady with a face full of beans we tried to sneak in, but not the left. JULY
told me how much he liked SAD BALLAD OF TRUMPET.
I love that Spain has made a film, so suicidal. Alex de la Iglesia is in his prime, who was going to say.

catch a STARBUCKS (I MOCCA PRALINE one that tastes like Christmas and hot chocolate donut is my favorite street dessert time) and went for a walk to Atocha, to the neighborhood toy store there are more below the sex shops, looking for the SMALL PONYS for ELI. Indeed, there had in stock. We bought two, one purple with wings and one with the multicolored hair, like Mary Rosenfeldt.
Who invented the small ponies? With that long hair, so beautiful and
bag ... We also saw a black baby and we bought it for Jimin, to make company to the legendary BB RARE. Recrossed
Sun to Malasaña, to go to POPLAND to buy wrapping paper. We caught one of the Barbie fifties.
There I saw a plastic figure of a ghost, which I loved.
And we approach the Tiger, where I bought a notebook as Sybilla, to record my stuff.
I came home and told JAIME inviting him to the movies.
We went to dinner at McDonald's. Caught a couple streets over our Monopoly, and we got to see the king's speech ...

every year Miramax film makes a "serious" British, for it to be nominated for all the OSCARS. A quality product alleged to parents, without indies air. The title of this year is the king's speech, a right film, with good feelings. A great movie. Sometimes feel like watching a Haneke film and other fancy escape.
the king's speech is about the King George VI, husband of the Queen Mother, who was a stammer. He never spoke in public, but there came a time when he had to. To do this was assisted by a professor of speech. A story of overcoming
very nice real (pun intended) with HELENA BONHAM CARTER making ... the Queen Mother of England!
have to see what a good actress who is this woman when she combs her hair ... TIM BURTON
wants to destroy his career for this just make films with him, but as the protagonist of THE WINGS OF THE DOVE works for another director who urges restraint, always gives the C's (A ROOM WITH A VIEW, HOWARD'S END RETURN TO ...).



The next day I was with PEE and patio in front of Café Comercial, Bilbao, for lunch at LA MUSA in Manuela Malasaña. THE MUSE
always really full and noisy, but great eats. We
some menus. I with cannelloni and chicken skewer with cous cous. Delicious. For dessert a chocolate fondue with fruit. PATI
MIRIAM told me that she walked like crazy with MONSTER HIGH, dolls this Christmas. PIPI
spoke of the pleasure he feels when people something which boasts mouth full of shit. In plan when a supposedly perfect couple divorces and the like. It is certainly a pleasure
very English and very indescribable. That afternoon we

RADIOSHOCK, RADIOSHOCK last year. Jimin brought a cake made by her. A super nasty. We had a good look
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We left the station and we went to a KFC that we discovered in the Alcala street. I ordered a
TOWER, which is one of my favorite burgers with the Big Mac and Whopper.

I got home. JAIME was not, he was dining with his fellow engineers. I got BOARDWALK EMPIRE to see the Scorsese series on Atlantic City in the era of Prohibition.
A series very well shot and with great actors (especially caught my attention KELLY MACDONALD) but I had to leave half an hour because I was looking boring. The story and characters hooked me no nothing.
saw a YOU TUBE of LOUIS & ZACH (new enfants terrible internet, very queer, very funny and very psychopaths), the trailer 'M NUMBER FOUR (the new film from the director of Disturbia, which always mainstream movies do great) and I was sopinstant. JAIME

prepared a delicious pasta with mushrooms dried tomatoes, before carrying ONI the vet, for vaccinations.
The vet says it is best to sterilize ONI do not try to escape to fuck cats and never leave the house full of piss mixed with semen.
do not know what to do ...
On the one hand we do not want ONI escape, they miss and get into fights with other cats, we do not want to leave pregnant cats and kittens are born they are going to go wrong in the street, let alone pee territorial mixed with cum and the pleasant smell that this must stop ... On the other hand gives us a huge penalty to castrate a cat and snatch sexuality to become a domestic cat toys.
A tip, do not be cats. Neither buy some, neither you cross, nor regaléis. We are happy with ONI, we adore and we will give a comfortable life and happy at home, but I really think that the cats are too wonderful to be between four walls, subject to human whims. Luckily
they believe to be the owners of the house ...

The last day of the year JAIME prepared toast with cheese and blueberry jam from IKEA. We got dressed and went down to buy New Year's Eve. There were a thousand plans, but we want to spend a quiet New Year's Eve.
think of buying the typical New Year's Eve dinner, if bass, if lamb, if salmon, but then we realized none of that made sense ... The last night of the year, which is also the first of the following, you have to eat what you like really, his favorite meal. Total
, we decided to make a brutal American night, giant burger meat with lettuce, onion, cheese, bacon, baked potato with yogurt sauce, chips, coleslaw, corn cobs and apple pie. We

home. Ate peppers stuffed with beef and bechamel.
At naptime, while JAIME built cities in the SIMCITY4, I began to see the first chapter of THE BIG C, LAURA LINNEY series about a mother who takes cancer. The thing was to dramatize the life ... with good intentions and poor brilliance. The left half.
I got to see PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, which I love, so mysterious and so teen, but Jaime did not let me see it because we had to make the American dinner. We put the boots
see Save me and took the twelve grapes (nor less) with ANNIE Igartiburu, to see them in LA 1 gives luck. Annie had given him a style of old.
I started with a kiss 11.
And a toast to the new year.
And then the hypnotic musical performances by TVE. To put AQUARIUM, MAYRA GOMEZ group KEMP. BURN

contacted me a few weeks ago to tell me about the new campaign under way out, a movie and a campaign with all those people who do interesting things, from skating to make lace. Away from social conventions and for fun. WINDSOR POST-GENERATION is full of people doing things begging to be seen. The talent is in the street, BURN (which incidentally is a brand of energy drink that I love, pimp that is) looking for that talent to show the world. The thing is to send them a video that mole and they show it.
You can contact them through FACEBOOK , discuss the issue and on the videos on TWITTER of action, share the videos on BURN channel has been created to YOUTUBE and up TUENTI they have for most teens.
I know which video I am sending ...

Tonight, all to the lab to see Bubi and RUBY jab and then to PANTERA, THE WARRIORS popping. And on Saturday
MEAT, puncturing Worst, DJ revelation of the moment.

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Funny Dentist Sayings

BEHIND YOUR GIN TONIC.

The beloved Christmas day I woke up and Santa had left me SHORTS, THE MAGIC STONE (one of my favorite movies of Robert Rodriguez), KICK-ASS, a luminescent stars to paste ONI on the wall and our mischievous cat cuddly blond.
The morning of Christmas Day are strange, different ... It is as if vacuum-packed ...
We cherish, and went to eat at home parents JAIME. Jaime's mother had prepared his legendary paella.
were talking about how much people eat at Christmas.
"I is that to live, not live to eat, as many people, "said NIAC.



After dessert came the subject of the miracles of Christmas. Jaime's mother, Virginia when I was pregnant, she was told her daughter was coming the other way around, by foot, and possibly would have to make a serious sary. Well it turns out that one day, driving, NIAC had an accident. Crashed. He felt a huge pain and panic went to the hospital ... The doctor said, "your baby is fine and well, shock has turned around and exit through the head."
I told them the story of PONS RUTH, RUTH LA NEGRA, that working in a school for special children saw one of them opened his head to an autistic child with a stone. So as it stands. The autistic child's skull he looked and everything.
Parents were destroyed in the hospital while her son was unconscious when the child suddenly woke up speaking perfect ... It was not autistic, but a portion of the blood flow did not reach the brain and stroke of the mechanism that triggered stone . The parents did not know who they had to thank ...
Christmas
That afternoon I was talking a good time fixed by RUTH UVE, which at the moment of his life in Barcelona. RUTH
told me who had become close friends with a girl of 7 years very pretty and very smart. Go together to buy, wrap gifts, make bread ... RUTH has reopened the holes in the ears of the girl.
"Oh, but that should not hurt much, right?" I asked.
"No," Ruth said, what hurts is not to wear earrings. "
A 7 year old girl has been filled with Christmas joy RUTH.
Another Christmas miracle.
Santa Claus is real. JULY

Speaking about the unbearable that people put on FACEBOOK with sarcastic moods of Christmas (narrow-minded people trying to imply that is over Christmas when, obviously, are well below it), we conclude that it would have to call the doctor mad THE HUMAN Centipede to sew them one mouth to the trunk of a tree and cosérsela the tree in the ass to another.
A Christmas Centipede.
SHORTS warm at home saw (I'm a fan of the character of SWISS), MAD MEN (which incisive scalpel) and MARIA JIMENEZ La Noria. So sexy it was this woman ... MARY JIMENEZ reminds me as a woman of Cro-Magnon, but with blonde wig ... Strong and fierce.

The next day we got up and went to buy the outfit to ONI. We found a very nice cat bed, blue corduroy, mullidita, with a brown cushion.
cat's bed would in the social network.
also bought him a toy that he went mad, a rope with two balls rattle on each side, fabric on both scratch and colored feathers on the ends.
has already broken.
Mealtime feline shopping caught us, so we went and we went into the nearest Burger. I ordered a XXL KING BIG menu and a snack which is a combo box with a thousand nasty, onion rings, cheese sticks, tenders ...
ONI We got home and went crazy with things. He loved his bed. JAIME
got a while to build cities SimCity 4 and after a while we were in July for a spin.

VALUE went to Callao for a chocolate with churros, but there was no way, had a tail like that of DA Manolito. In the cafeteria of El Corte Ingles as well in STARBUCKS three quarters of the same ...
At Christmas you can not leave.
saw a parent with a purple wig with two braids as La Bella Easo.
were lining up to enter the exhibition of Impressionist Gardens is in the plaza of The Nuns. People sympathetic to face to the tail for the sake of doing it. People who believe that an impressionist garden is a garden that impresses a lot. And it is.
People is going to shows and then go to work and say "I, in my spare time, just watching TV, I prefer reading a book, go to shows ...." Exhibitions ...


climbed to Cortylandia, looking for a SMALL PONY for ELI, but there was. This year we have taken small ponies ... Are not a classic like the Barbie or MISTER POTATO? Now that I think ... TOY STORY does not appear in the LITTLE PONY ... Just
year ELI wanted one ... turns out that small had many, but all cut their hair. It made them punks. Now he repents and wants his children, care for their ponies. WALKERS
grab a chocolate biscuit in the super El Corte Ingles and went to a Chinese for a couple of hot water bottles with prints of paintings DOCTOR IN ALASKA.
since I saw Ruth's mother and aunt in the village, getting into bed with hot water bottles, I can not remove the head ... What a pleasure. In

MEAT besides WORST and Taramona, another a DJ named Kid B which happens to be the one who reads the scripts of Desire, Almodovar's production company. Is this guy responsible for that rodase THE PRISON YARD MI ...?
On day 1, while poker-gay mainstream is divided between the GOA, the SPACE and ONE DAY, WINDSOR POST GENERATION began the year in the morning of ZOMBIE (with that mythical flyer if you want the grapes have to eat his tail to SANTI) and the flesh, the Crawford with cucumber, Bubi Canal with Ruby, Angie (envied bride Taramona) seeing how all the women present there drooling by a man dressed in skirts and sexy lingerie, BUMBI (queen and mistress of RETRO CITY) ISAACYMANU, CARLOS SAEZ (multidisciplinary artist of the moment) ... and CARLA Makovsky. CARLA had the doors of Ibiza and now in winter makes MEAT. CARLA wonderful.

And there's a new kid ZOMBIE, which you can see Twelfth Night, popping zombies and MIKE NO. TOMI is called, TOMI SIKE MOLA on Facebook, and is tattooed to his eyebrows. Has more squid ink.
What's behind those tattoos? What's in TOMI ...? CAMEL Likes
JOHNNY CASH is the new sex symbol WINDSOR POST GENERATION.



BATICANO was enter in or Leki LE COCK, see Siegfried with a gin and tonic in hand and know that everything was fine.
always made a brush, with its ties to Sybille and her rebellious bangs. A dandy.
not remember who introduced me to Siegfried MARTIN Begue. I do not know if it was Vicente Molina Foix or RAFA DOCTOR. What I know is that we met the last century, in 1999, while I worked at the facility DANCE & DISKO ANA LAURA ALAEZ for SPACE ONE of the Reina Sofia.
I already knew his paintings. I loved the picture hanging on the shop Sybille.
From minute one our connection was instant.
Siegfried came to fetch me to the museum and we were out there for a drink. Once out of the Queen, saw a top banner with lithographs of the Last Supper with lights underneath. Siegfried said he liked more than the original: "Have you seen THE LAST SUPPER have left after restoring? Have left more than a dinner like a breakfast ... "he said.
I laughed so much with him ... The openings
JOAN OF AIZPURU, Rosenfeldt MARY, daughter of OUKA LELE, beat him kicked in the shin. Siegfried she started to tremble every time he saw the girl enter.
"Siegfried, how old is the Joan of AIZPURU?" I asked myself.
"Nobody knows, would be cut in half and count the rings, I answer it. Siegfried
One night he invited me to dinner at his home in Jorge Juan. "You're like a fox," he said, "like a fox with long tails ...."
In his wonderful house, Siegfried had all the films I wanted to see and all the books I wanted to read. There I saw Dawn of MURNAU ... And a wonderful short film of Walt Disney from a storm and a mill. "In TIM BURTON copied this scene SLEEPY HOLLOW mill. " Siegfried knew them all.

One night call TELEPIZZA and took two hours to bring the pizza. Call at 9 and 10 still had not arrived. Meanwhile, we took around the house, we told our lives ... "This is like Waiting for Godot; WAITING TELEPIZZA."
The order came with a chocolate truffle. Sigfried and then tested a spat, "is the density of a black hole." Siegfried
One evening he invited me to the opera, which his mother had a subscription. RAFA DOCTOR left me a dress I liked Duyos. Next to us sat the Judge Garzon is natural that one of MAD MEN. The curtain rose and Siegfried said "let's go." I looked at the scene and saw a vine that climbed up the wall, "When a designer does not know what to put, place a plant," said Siegfried.
also remember the trip we made in the patatin bus, heading to the film festival of San Sebastian, the party given by John Waters. Siegfried and I were together on the bus giving credit to the fights were taking place transvestite on those four wheels. Every time we passed a tunnel, a girl was put to mourn because he was claustrophobic ...
Siegfried was very cute, so put on a diet. A dietitian had a diet "based on seafood and gin and tonics." Siegfried said of himself that he looked like Gregory Peck, but did not look anything like and GREGORY PECK.
And that other night in the COPPELIA, when a thug snatched the dress and it BRAVO MARIETA knotted as it could ... "Your friend looks set HANNIBAL LAGUNA dressed."
have been so many nights ...
I can not believe that Siegfried is no longer. I do not think so.
To the world of culture was an important painter Siegfried, professor of Fine Arts and designer of the Opera in Florence, but for those who had the immense privilege of knowing the truth, was an intelligent, funny, brilliant and a great friend.
The last time we talked, I expressed the fear that the Tintin movie to be made by computer (it was a huge fan of Tintin).
When you go to the cinema to see much of it I remember ...
also know that one of these nights I'll be in a bar and I seem to see the end of the bar the fringe rebel Siegfried, but is not a mirage, Siegfried will be there at the end of that bar, watching everything with sly smile behind his gin and tonic.

* TOP TEN: Best male performer
film of 2010: 1 .- ANDREW

Gardfield in the social network. DIETER
2 .- THE HUMAN LASER Centipede.
3 .- SAN JUAN ALBERTO LA ISLA INTERIOR. 4 .- COLIN FIRTH
in an unmarried man and the king's speech. 5 .-
Viggo Mortensen in The Road. 6 .-
GEOFFREY RUSH at the king's speech. 7 .- Carlos Areces
in SAD BALLAD OF TRUMPET. LEONARDO DICAPRIO
8 .- Source.
9 .- MICHAEL DOUGLAS in WALL STREET 2. 10 .- DANNY TREJO
in MACHETE.

Best male television performances of 2010: 1 .-

Vincent Kartheiser in Mad Men.
2 .- Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad. 3 .- Norman Reedus
in THE WALKING DEAD. 4 .- JIM PARSONS
in THE BIG BANG THEORY. 5 .- JON HAMM
in MAD MEN. JOSH HOLLOWAY
6 .- LOST. 7 .- CORY
MONTEITH in GLEE. 8 .- MATTHEW MORRISON
in GLEE.
9 .- Jeffrey DeMunn in THE WALKING DEAD. 10 .- TRACY MORGAN
in 30 ROCK aka ROCKEFELLER PLAZA.

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